eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
ARTPOP: When POP sucks the tits of ART.
hey what do boners feel like
spread your legs and I’ll show you
Everybody record the moment when a tumblr user ACTUALLY gets close to getting laid
im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words
New outfit post up on A rose like this! I got sent this amazing dress by Simply Be lets all just stare at the print in all its glory, okay?