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eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
via Cat Shacks.
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hey what do boners feel like
spread your legs and I’ll show you
Everybody record the moment when a tumblr user ACTUALLY gets close to getting laid
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im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words
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New outfit post up on A rose like this! I got sent this amazing dress by Simply Be lets all just stare at the print in all its glory, okay?
via Let's settle this.


